我凭实力单的身，干嘛老暗示你喜欢我丨夜听双语(2)

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I panic (inside), try to back-pedal and thank him. Sh* is slightly awkward but pleasant.

我心里有点方，想收回刚刚的话，然后对他表示感激。气氛有点尬，但还算融洽。

Then, he asks if I’m hungry. I’m not, but I tell him to order something if he wants to eat. He orders a sandwich. The bartender brings back two plates (The f* bartender knew this was date-y. How did I not know this?!)

随后他又问我饿不饿。其实我不饿，但我还是跟他说如果他想吃的话就点一些。他点了个三明治。结果酒保拿过来两个盘子（酒保都知道这是约会！我怎么就不知道！！！）

Sandwich arrives and dude will not touch half of it. This kid is young, in good shape and could obviously eat a whole f* sandwich on his own. He is clearly leaving the other half for me. I get the hint, and take a couple bites. 

三明治来了，结果这家伙压根儿就没碰另一半。他年纪小，身材也好，一个人吃掉一整个三明治完全没问题。很明显，他是把另一半三明治留给我了。哎，我也只能接茬，咬了几口。

It’s getting close to last train time, so he asks for the check. Bartender brings it, kid puts down his card, closes the little check thing and slides it across the bar. I insist on splitting the bill. He is like “You ate three bites of the food. You don’t have to pay for that.” I do anyway, and we leave.

末班地铁快到了，他叫来酒保买单。酒保把单子拿过来，他把卡放在桌上，结了帐。我坚持要AA。他说：“那个三明治你就吃了三口，不用给了”。我不管，我还是AA了。之后我们就离开了酒吧。

We’re going different directions on the train, so we start the goodbye process where the platforms split. He opens his arms and I give him a quick hug. I don’t mind. He’s nice, and like I said, I suspected a bit of a mutual crush has been brewing.

我俩地铁不同方向，在站台分开的地方，我们就开始道别。他张开双臂，我飞速抱了一下。我又不介意，他人挺好的，而且就像我说的，我估计我们心里那点儿好感在酝酿中了。

As I’m walking away, I get the urge to look over my shoulder.

我往前走，心里却一直想着回头看一眼。

And, this part is kind of sweet, he’s walking backwards to his train, watching me walk to my mine and he has this big ol’ goofy smile on his face. So, what do I do? I spin around, F* SALUTE him and then continue on to my train. Jesus Christ.

然后，这个就有点儿甜了。他为了看着我走，自己一直倒着走，脸上还挂着傻笑。呃，我该咋办呢？我就......转过身，给他敬了个礼，然后回头赶车去了。老天爷啊。

如果有人对你示好，你要是不感兴趣，那倒也罢。要是你本就对人有意思，错过了暗示岂不是很可惜。

主动点儿吧！怕什么！

好了，今天的节目就到这里，亲爱的你，晚安，好梦。

主播：拉面

编辑：李雪晴

这是“夜听双语”第23期的节目，下周日见！

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